Sasquatch Short Sleeve (Large)

Finally—a shirt that says “I believe in cryptids, punctuality, and constitutional crisis.” Featuring a majestic Sasquatch who knows what time it is (literally and politically), and a stars-and-stripes backdrop sprinkled with fragments of the U.S. Constitution—because nothing screams freedom like mythical creatures and selective historical literacy. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that even Bigfoot reads the fine print.

Details

• 1 of 1: Short sleeve vintage shirt

• 100% Cotton

• Original Label: Guide Gear

• Our Triple Z logo is featured at the bottom of the embroidered patches. We do not remove any original tags.
  
  

Size + Fit

Forget what the original tags say—our shirts play by their own rules. We size everything based on actual measurements, not what some outdated label claims. So, go ahead and disregard those size tags. Trust us, we know better!

• Chest: 23.5 in

• Sleeve: 10.5 in

• Length: 30 in

• Original Designer Size: Large
  
  

Delivery + Returns

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